For the people (and there indubitably are) who have - or will accuse me of being cluttered and/or disorganised, let it be known that I was once in a library and, finding books by the same author on two different shelves, had to positively struggle to not move the wayward volumes to where they ought to be.
Friday, November 13, 2015
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Postulate
Listening to this song, I can't help but wonder if the chap who invented Hindi had some sort of respiratory condition. Or perhaps it was always spoken when exercising. Why else would a language end with an exhalation after every sentence? Made to be ridiculed, isn't it, this
Monday, November 2, 2015
Friday, October 16, 2015
Postulate
Does everybody in India keep their headlights on high beams permanently, because they've been taught "high" is always better than "low"? Exam grades, grooms' height, sons-in-law's pay scales, sons' houses - why, even cholesterol, blood pressure, and blood sugar - the higher they are, more sympathetic the nods and noises you elicit from listeners.
Thursday, October 15, 2015
id est
Lookie how long its been!
Much like in real
life, when meeting friends that I haven't met for a loooong time and have no
clue about what's going on in their lives, I'll pretend that the hiatus never
happened and pick the threads right up without it being awkward at all (!)*
So there's this
Facebook thing called terribly tiny tales, which is a terribly interesting
concept. The premise is that stories should be "tweet sized", so presumably around 140 characters long, I think (not being the most prolific of twatters)
And if you've read
this blog earlier, I have dabbled in stories, but this seemed interesting. Just
how short can a story be to be effective? A thirukkural length story perhaps.
And the best part of
all this is that there's not much room to say anything, apart from the essentials.
But what I deem essential, with my opinions and my outlook, might not be
effective for everybody. Take this, for example, something to convey a couple's desperation to meet:
"They shared a
love for foie gras,
but met at
McDonalds."
"He met her at
McDonalds;
they ordered
the salad."
What would I expect
the story to convey? That they had a taste for the finer things in life, but
still met at McDonalds. This would necessarily imply that people who like foie
gras do not like McDonalds. Is that true? I couldn't possibly say. The second
example demands that people see the irony in going to McDonalds for a salad. Am
I just a bit rubbish at concision? Or generally rubbish?
If I had a 140
character limit, what'd that be like?
"Mangalyam
Tantunanena...", he mumbled, repeating after the vadhiyar, amidst the
cacophony, as he fingered the silver cross around his neck.
"Rombo chellama
irundhutta, she might be reluctant to awaken in the mornings. you should give
her some time..", he said, handing the keys over
"
Better, if only
marginally. Creates a context and all. Eh? But quite a lot longer than 140
characters.
Around here's where you're probably expecting a conclusion to this post. Unfortunately, I couldn't be bothered, so there's none. Life is stern and life is earnest and you can't always get what you want. I felt like a burrito today but couldn't have one.
Around here's where you're probably expecting a conclusion to this post. Unfortunately, I couldn't be bothered, so there's none. Life is stern and life is earnest and you can't always get what you want. I felt like a burrito today but couldn't have one.
* (!) is what the BBC marks
sarcasm in its subtitles. If its good enough for the beeb, its good enough for
me.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Postulate
People who are always in a hurry on the road - tooting incessantly and flashing their headlights and generally making obnoxious prats out of themselves - They almost always seem to be in cars that were acquired with a head-over-heart decision, with one purpose in mind: to get them from A to B, sometimes even C. I'm sure they do it admirably, but like I've pointed out in the past, they're little more than household appliances.
I wonder, then, if they're in a raging hurry because they're reminded of the joy they could have had if they'd put their priorities right and decided that whilst getting to B is important, it's also important to enjoy the drive there. C'est, don't they say, la vie?
I wonder, then, if they're in a raging hurry because they're reminded of the joy they could have had if they'd put their priorities right and decided that whilst getting to B is important, it's also important to enjoy the drive there. C'est, don't they say, la vie?
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